"Obama Tells Bankers That Lending Can Spur Economy"
In other news,
Cheney tells plumbers that pipes help keep people hydrated.
Clinton tells IT departments that working computers increase productivity.
Bush tells football players that scoring points increases odds of winning games.
Gore tells doctors that curing disease makes people healthier.
Pelosi tells real estate agents that houses may keep roof over people's heads.
McCain tells rodeo clowns that deflecting bulls' attention may improve rodeo riders' safety.
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